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        at long last peace broke out, a momentarily grateful Admiralty granted 
        all naval and RM personnel six weeks Post-War Leave. This could be taken 
        at any time and as required. Some took the lot at one go whilst others 
        hoarded their entitlement for years, adding a few days or a week onto 
        other leaves here and there. Because of the piecemeal way in which the 
        majority took it, each leave day when taken was marked into their personal 
        records (located in the Admiralty) 'in pencil', until such time as the 
        full six weeks had been used, when 'Post-War Leave Taken' would be inked 
        in.  
      'Jock' 
        as we will call our man, used to regularly 'drop in' to visit his old 
        Admiralty colleagues in London and when the opportunity presented itself, 
        would extract his own records and erase or alter the penciled entries 
        against his personal leave entitlement. Sometime later back at Deal he 
        would apply for another week or two of his P.W. Leave. When I knew him 
        'Jock' claimed to have already taken 16 weeks and had several more still 
        to come. Yet another entrepreneurial RMB type! 
       Whilst 
        still living in the barracks I realised a long-held dream and purchased 
        a new Royal Enfield 500cc. motorcycle. It was a lovely bike and for those 
        days quite fast. Every free weekend I would shoot up to North London where 
        my wife (who was then working in the city) was living in her parents' 
        house. After enjoying two nights of matrimony (!) I would then depart 
        late on the Sunday evening to return to Deal. Fortunately there were not 
        nearly so many cars about in those days and many more motor-cycles. Unfortunately, 
        they lacked protection from the elements and on many occasions in the 
        winters, I had to stop to unload the inches of snow that had built up 
        on the front of my jacket! No-one wore Crash Helmets. I only came off 
        once, one dark evening in teeming rain halfway across the intersection 
        at Marble Arch, right in the centre of London! The London streets were 
        mostly surfaced with wooden blocks which had then been covered with bitumen. 
        After some years of use, when the blocks were wet they became as slippery 
        as ice. Fortunately I was only moving slowly when the wheels went from 
        beneath me and down I went. Nothing hit me and after picking the bike 
        up I went on my way. When, (three months after we were married - such 
        things mattered then) my wife became pregnant, I fitted a side-car and 
        she was able to travel in great comfort with her feet up and on Dunlopillo 
        cushions - quite the most comfortable way for a increasingly 'bulgy' female 
        to travel, she always avowed. 
         
         Not 
        long afterwards we found a furnished bed-sit in Walmer and from then on 
        I 'lived out'. One day the barrel was scraped and I was promoted to Band 
        Corporal. I was also extracted from my cosy H.Q. office job to begin the 
        necessary promotion exams. The parade part was not a problem - if you 
        could totally suspend your 'normality' for its duration and scream and 
        stamp as loudly as everyone else! With that completed, the musical part 
        came almost as a relaxation. We started under the tuition of one of the 
        most popular of Band officers 'Sam' Weller, but unfortunately he didn't 
        last very long. One evening I returned to our schoolroom for something 
        I'd forgotten, to find a certain RMB Lieut. nosing through the books and 
        papers in our desks. Shortly after that 'Sam' disappeared from the scene. 
        At a later date I had the opportunity to tell him of what I had seen and 
        he succinctly remarked, "we've got some slimy b------s in our service". 
          
      I 
        remember that the aforementioned Lieut. subsequently set us a 'musical 
        knowledge' question paper that included a segment listing the names of 
        a number of fairly well-known pieces of classical music - for which we 
        were required to name the composer. Later he announced that someone - 
        who wasn't named and kept quiet about it - had suggested that the Eroica 
        Symphony had been composed by Eric Coates (which many of us thought showed 
        a logical and inventive thought process!) Only one of us had achieved 
        a perfect score but as I hate to boast, won't mention who it was! 
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